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I find them to be the most attractive by far.

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I mean the two over there.

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They're pretty and all, but there's nothing attractive about them.

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They're so boring.

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V.A.

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Are we there waiting for some guy to speak up?

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A colleague from the university did an exchange year in Sweden.

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He told me

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in Sweden you go to a bar, club or a hybrid,

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where women come to you.

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I said women come talk to you,

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you don't have to do anything.

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This is the complete opposite.

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This rarely happens here in Switzerland.

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But let's be honest, if very few women talk to him,

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What if you don't like it?

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I mean, it's a bit of a joke and a smile and stuff,

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but the man always has to do the rest of the writing.

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If they just don't dare.

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Or they have to float up.

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Yes, but it's much more honest, isn't it?

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Sorry, if you don't like one of them, go talk to them, is that okay?

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We don't even have to discuss it.

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But I mean, watch me now.

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We said we both don't look bad, right?

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We're not just any top models,

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But between 1 and 10 someone would say,

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you would be such an eighty.

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Or something like that.

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Or a nine or something.

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In any case, it would have been discussed a long time ago.

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Sorry, that's not emancipation.

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You can't demand

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that in work, in everyday life, in politics

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There is equality everywhere, but not in the outcome.

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At the end you still live like in the Middle Ages.

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Now you have to listen.

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Two months ago I was with a Cuban woman.

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Damned.

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No shit, man.

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I swear I didn't fuck you.

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She fucked me.

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No shit.

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She really went crazy.

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Everyone wants to find an X-Gay.

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Not the kind of coffee wreath mentality like here.

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These are housewives here.

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But at work, here...

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Fully managed, career-oriented, super ambitious.

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Architects, doctors, politicians.

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Three out of seven Federal Councilors are women.

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Give yourself that.

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Do you understand?

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We have a great thing, don't we?

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But in bed.

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The master film is actually sad, right?

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No ambitions.

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Totally.

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The studied woman, the damn career woman.

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That's awesome.

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You can smoke them in the nest.

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Yes, except...

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Except...

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The old one, yes full.

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The old woman, I swear.

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Fuck, man.

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Now I feel like running down.

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And?

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Yes, but you know...

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I don't know, it's kind of like that...

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What?

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Hey!

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Once an archaeologist, always an archaeologist.

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I'm just interested in old stuff, man.

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Hey, really, you have to at least

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be ten wheels.

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Sorry, quick!

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Um, can we have you some more peanuts?

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Oh, that's really beautiful.

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I totally agree with you, but that's it now

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It's still almost legal, dude.

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Yes, that could be your mother, dude.

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Yeah, are you an archaeologist now or what?

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No no no.

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paleontologist.

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No, paleontologist.

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Paleontologist, thank you very much.

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paleontologist.

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Dude, what do you eat for the longest time?

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Oh, that makes...

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No shit, really, man.

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Your citizen colleague is already African.

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I'm Xhaka.

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I'm Xhaka.

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My brother.

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If you wanna fuck nice,

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you need peanut.

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Don't eat the cheese like the Swiss people,

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it makes you wanna go to sleep.

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No shit, you're first.

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I'm so happy that you came.

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Thanks again for the great idea.

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I really enjoy it.

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I'm glad you're happy.

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Do you want some more prosecco?

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No, it's fine, mom.

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Or would you rather have a beer?

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I bought extra in the fridge.

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Should I get you one?

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Yes, all right.

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Thanks.

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May I ask which CD you got as a gift?

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A classical concert.

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I just went to the store and asked

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what's new.

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This is a good method.

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I have to think of something new.

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I give her a CD of some kind every year.

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Ah, it's nice when she's happy.

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Voila, monsieur.

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What kind of CD did he give his son once?

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Lang Lang, live in Vienna.

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Oh!

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There are still such great gifts coming from him.

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Right, you?

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Ursi, do you want to drink something else?

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No thanks.

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For me it's good.

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But you also listen to classical music every now and then, right?

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Yes, a little bit.

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But not really often.

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I know the well-known things like Beethoven, Mozart, etc.

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After all.

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Do you listen to a lot of classical music?

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Yes.

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This is also professional-related.

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What are you doing again?

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In the opera house in the program management.

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But you play yourself?

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No, well, yes, not anymore.

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I'm on table duty.

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But no, I really can't get around to it anymore.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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You wouldn't have had that.

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What?

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You wouldn't have had that.

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No.

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I can not anymore.

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Oh!

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Are you ready?

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Are you ready?

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All the juice!

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What?

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All the juice!

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Go ahead!

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Go ahead!

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Go ahead!

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Now!

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Come!

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Come!

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Come!

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Come!

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Come!

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Uh!

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Uh!

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Uh!

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Uh!

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Uh!

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Uh!

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Uh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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You, you wanker!

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Shit!

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Ice cold!

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But do you see what the other person is saying?

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Ah, yes.

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Once an archaeologist, always an archaeologist.

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After the bang it planted the stones.

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Well, I didn't see it again in the factory circle.

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Only one has done it for me so far.

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I'll tell you something now.

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This is the true key to a man's heart.

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Otherwise there are very few women.

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Yes, and what else?

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Hm?

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Tell me a little.

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I didn't do much.

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Did you just lie down?

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Yes.

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So, you know...

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She undressed me.

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And that's where you laid?

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Yes, a little, yes.

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Do you have a letter?

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No, not at all.

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How old were you?

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Certainly 50, no idea.

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You damn palentologist.

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Mom?

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So I think that's the last thing.

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Are you actually still okay?

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What?

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What's up?

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It can't be that stupid, you know for sure.

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Of what I'm talking about.

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Mom, come down a little, okay?

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You're a creep, that could be your mother.

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Are you actually still okay?

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And she has had a partner for eight years.

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I didn't know that.

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Dursi is a very good and old friend of mine.

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Can you imagine how I feel?

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What an image burned into my head.

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Yes, but let's be honest,

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It's not that bad after all.

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I mean, we just...

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What's so bad about it?

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You just don't do something like that.

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What, you just don't do something like that?

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It's nothing forbidden or anything.

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Do you actually still go to your psychologist?

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Now what does that have to do with that?

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You can tell her this story.

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Mom, I'm sorry you feel this way.

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But it just happened now and it had nothing to do with you.

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I won't be able to process that quickly.

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Mom!

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A lovely evening.

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OK.

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Hey, wait!

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Hey!

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What are you doing?

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What are you doing, man?

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Archaeological research.

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No, you Bixxer!

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It's good, it's my turn.

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On the ground, everything.

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It's my turn.

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Can we go home?

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Yes, thanks, bye.

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Hello?

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Mommy, it's me.

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Raphael?

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Yes.

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Have you been locking the doors since then?

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Yes, I'm coming.

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I'm just catching up because Baden is sewing up.

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Yes, that's good.

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Ahoy.

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Um...

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I just wanted to say briefly,

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that I'm sorry about Ursula and stuff like that.

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Aha.

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But that's sweet.

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That certainly wasn't right.

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But then we can talk about it again.

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Then once.

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Okay, um...

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I don't want to keep you any longer.

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No, no, you don't.

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I'm currently cleaning and tidying up and cooking and stuff.

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Okay, uh...

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Yes, well, I also have to...

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...

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Dentist and stuff.

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In this case, bye.

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Bye, Raphael.

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No idea where it's gone.